“The number of American women not having children doubled in the past 30 years, according to a report released yesterday by the Census Bureau.”  Gosh, I hope my choice not to have kids doesn’t become trendy.  That would spoil all the fun of having unpopular opinions and being outspoken about them.

On the other hand, having fewer small, needy humans screaming in public places would be exceptionally pleasant…

Stats from the full report (first spotted on the front page of our local paper while waiting in line at Starbucks this morning) are available here.